Trump's threatened response to Iranian assassination attempt; Strait of Hormuz closure and oil shortage

/pol/ · 68 mentions · novelty developing · first seen 2026-07-12 00:56

Key claims

The poster mimics a dialogue of frustration over international allies not assisting with reopening a closed maritime strait.
The user advocates for blockading a strait to starve populations and calls Trump an idiot.
Commentary on Trump's history of threatening military action against Iran.
Terse poetic reference to Trump scenario involving water supply and maritime chokepoint closure.
Iran will obtain nuclear weapons and strike Israel; the U.S. strategic position has collapsed and American decline is inevitable.
Asks why oil prices rise whenever the U.S. conducts military strikes on Iran.

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/pol/539372109 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 6 replies Multiple maritime straits reported closed, global oil shortage warned, and US military preparation for Iran invasion described following a failed Isfahan operation.
/pol/539357074 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 19 replies Asks why oil prices rise whenever the U.S. conducts military strikes on Iran.
/pol/539349638 ↗ live · archive defeatist developing 10 replies Iran will obtain nuclear weapons and strike Israel; the U.S. strategic position has collapsed and American decline is inevitable.
/pol/539347948 ↗ live · archive critical evergreen 6 replies Commentary on Trump's history of threatening military action against Iran.
/pol/539349149 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 10 replies Terse poetic reference to Trump scenario involving water supply and maritime chokepoint closure.
/pol/539338827 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 11 replies The user advocates for blockading a strait to starve populations and calls Trump an idiot.
/pol/539328363 ↗ live · archive mocking breaking 15 replies The poster sarcastically thanks Donald Trump for the closure of maritime straits.
/pol/539328560 ↗ live · archive frustrated developing 2 replies The poster mimics a dialogue of frustration over international allies not assisting with reopening a closed maritime strait.
/pol/539317830 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 1 replies User expresses alarm that Iran is controlling international waters by attacking civilian ships in the Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/539310124 ↗ live · archive aggressive evergreen 19 replies The poster urges President Trump to use nuclear weapons against Tehran to restart negotiations.
/pol/539307721 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 3 replies The poster warns of catastrophic global economic collapse if the Strait of Hormuz is closed.
/pol/539307694 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen A post mocking the inability to reopen or navigate a blocked maritime strait.
/pol/539293847 ↗ live · archive amused breaking 62 replies Iran is causing severe damage to Greek tankers attempting to navigate the Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/539301054 ↗ live · archive hopeful developing 5 replies The poster claims that Trump has successfully solved the ongoing fuel crisis.
/pol/539300908 ↗ live · archive provocative evergreen 1 replies The poster suggests Trump can open the Strait of Hormuz by simply destroying all of Iran's missiles, drones, and sea mines.
/pol/539303748 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 8 replies The post asks whether Israel will become a normal country once American global hegemony disappears.
/pol/539295277 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 11 replies The poster blames Donald Trump for the current Iran crisis, suggesting he should have handled the situation a decade ago.
/pol/539291198 ↗ live · archive alarmed evergreen 5 replies The post claims that because Qeshm island is larger than Okinawa, Americans will be drafted into a conflict.
/pol/539156930 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 15 replies Poster mocks Trump's Iran conflict as a humiliating defeat unworthy of celebratory architecture.
/pol/539148760 ↗ live · archive neutral breaking 347 replies Iranian forces are conducting ongoing strikes on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and declaring the waterway closed until US military operations cease.
/pol/539146707 ↗ live · archive accusatory evergreen 17 replies Trump murdered someone to fabricate an assassination attempt for political benefit.
/pol/539148811 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen User makes a sarcastic comment about Iran's inability to actually block the Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/539127664 ↗ live · archive alarmed developing 90 replies Post warns U.S. has two to three days to cease attacks on Iran before escalation.
/pol/539143011 ↗ live · archive triumphalist developing 15 replies Trump's strike killing an Iranian political and religious leader constitutes a decisive military victory and justification for eliminating Islam.
/pol/539122993 ↗ live · archive skeptical evergreen 8 replies Poster questions mainstream narrative about oil shortages from Strait blockade, suggesting geopolitical motivations beyond resource control.
/pol/539116482 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 26 replies Iran is now targeting desalination plants, escalating toward World War III scenario.
/pol/539120428 ↗ live · archive cryptic evergreen 1 replies Unclear reference to inability to restrict maritime passage, possibly related to Iran conflict.
/pol/539106000 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 2 replies A video purports to provide forensic medical analysis of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham's sudden death from aortic dissection.
/pol/539098535 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 7 replies Previous assertions that Iran could fully close the Strait of Hormuz have been proven false.
/pol/539081548 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 8 replies Unclear reference to inability to close the Strait on an unspecified day count.
/pol/539087347 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 2 replies Conspiracy theory that Iran killed Trump and replaced him with a clone
/pol/539079437 ↗ live · archive dismissive evergreen 1 replies Trump's public statements will not lead to opening of the Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/539070373 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 15 replies Poster disputes Iran's claimed control over Strait of Hormuz given U.S. ability to strike Iranian naval assets.
/pol/539076592 ↗ live · archive speculative developing 1 replies Poster interprets Trump statement as indirect instruction regarding military action in Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/539059083 ↗ live · archive alarmed developing 24 replies The author comments on unrest in the Strait of Hormuz and questions the location of the US military.
/pol/539057413 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 6 replies The IRGC has reportedly designated Donald Trump's Middle Eastern real estate properties as legitimate military targets.
/pol/539057021 ↗ live · archive alarmed evergreen 2 replies The author argues that if the US does not invade Iran, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz will trigger the collapse of the Petrodollar and US hegemony.
/pol/539054592 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 1 replies The post mockingly comments on the inability to 'dilate' or clear a maritime strait.
/pol/539026849 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen Minimal post referencing day 138 of a conflict with vague maritime/economic disruption claim.
/pol/539011688 ↗ live · archive critical evergreen 5 replies America exhibits traits of unstable authoritarian regimes.
/pol/539002427 ↗ live · archive alarmed developing 2 replies Speculating whether developing nations will face mass starvation from Strait of Hormuz conflict.
/pol/538965133 ↗ live · archive alarmed breaking 127 replies Ground invasion of Iran would destroy Middle Eastern oil production and water infrastructure through Iranian counterattacks on refineries and desalination plants.
/pol/538989902 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 11 replies User mimics a Mitch McConnell-style post debunking rumors and asking for prayers.
/pol/538990721 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 5 replies Shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz is using an Iranian-designated corridor while Trump's proposed corridor remains empty, highlighting the ineffectiveness of his threats.
/pol/538990771 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 1 replies Reference to the inability to dilate the Strait of Hormuz.
/pol/538981662 ↗ live · archive outraged breaking 7 replies Tariffs ruled illegal with refunds going to businesses rather than affected consumers, enriching Trump-connected figures through insider trading.
/pol/538978668 ↗ live · archive dismissive evergreen 23 replies The user argues that continued skepticism about the COVID vaccine is unfounded and criticizes the misinterpretation of a study regarding birth defects.
/pol/538967667 ↗ live · archive analytical evergreen 8 replies Contrasting views on whether Iran's apparent propaganda success derives from technique or moral legitimacy of their opposition.
/pol/538966508 ↗ live · archive conspiratorial evergreen 9 replies Whoever controls the Strait of Hormuz controls oil flows and global currency; U.S. and Musk pursuing coordinated strategic takeover.
/pol/538951585 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 4 replies On day 137 of an ongoing conflict, control of a strategic strait remains contested.

Trump's threatened response to Iranian assassination attempt; Strait of Hormuz closure and oil shortage

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