chanalyse 🕐 snapshot 2026-08-02 12:14 UTC · refreshes ~3h

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1709 ingests/hr · 44270/24h
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🧠 Analyser
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8 runs/hr · 225/24h
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📡 Uptime · last 7d
100.0%
0.0h down · 0 gaps (>2.0h)
no significant gaps 🎉

The scraper ingests 4chan catalogues hourly; the analyser turns raw threads into themes/stories via LLM. A gap >2.0h with no ingests counts as downtime. Full data-health →

/biz/
4703 stories
2066 themes · 6810/6810 analysed
last: 22 min ago
/g/
5595 stories
2102 themes · 7332/7332 analysed
last: 11 min ago
/pol/
56033 stories
19952 themes · 84003/84003 analysed
last: 11 min ago

⚡ Latest article triggers · /biz/

Stories that suddenly spiked in volume — ranked by article-worthiness (filtered to /biz/). See all →

📰 Articles created so far · /biz/

Briefings the engine has written from spikes. See all →

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🔬 Research areas · /biz/

The live investigative backlog — stories most worth digging into now, ranked by momentum, novelty & evidence already gathered. Click to open the threads.

🧭 Topics — what the boards are talking about, general → specific

Each theme's bar = its share of the 7-day window's threads. Expand a theme to see the specific stories under it, their mentions, and how fast they're changing (Δ threads/day). Click a story to open it.

market pullback sentiment 4.7% 39 threads ▼ -6.6/day
/smg/ general discussion thread with market resources 4.1% 34 threads ▼ -5.1/day

No granular stories under this theme yet.

index fund / lse 4.0% 33 threads ▲ +7.1/day
single-word expression 3.1% 26 threads ▼ -7.4/day
generic all-caps exclamation 2.4% 20 threads ▲ +0.6/day
leofold / law school 2.2% 18 threads ▲ +2.9/day
generic question 2.1% 17 threads ▲ +4.9/day
link / chainlink 2.1% 17 threads ▲ +2.0/day
onlyfans / sharty 1.9% 16 threads ▼ -4.6/day
pattaya / roth ira 1.8% 15 threads ▼ -4.3/day
paypal / ai financial manager 1.7% 14 threads ▼ -1.1/day
xrp / xrpl 1.6% 13 threads ▼ -2.0/day
bitcoin / chainlink 1.6% 13 threads ▼ -2.0/day
bitcoin / coldcard 1.5% 12 threads ▲ +3.4/day
cryptocurrency / influencers 1.5% 12 threads ▼ -2.3/day
btc / crypto 1.5% 12 threads ▼ -3.4/day
neet / wagie 1.3% 11 threads ▼ -3.1/day
off-topic personal ethics 1.1% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
market timing & crash prediction 1.1% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
bitcoin / btc 1.1% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day

📈 Significant changes — what's moving right now

Stories whose mention rate changed most vs their own prior baseline. The rule: one new thread is noise — about 5+ new threads/day on a topic is a real shift (marked ). Ranked by absolute Δ threads/day.

StoryBoardNow/dayΔ/dayEntities
/smg/ general discussion thread with market resources /biz/ 5.4 ▼ -2.9 finviztradingviewbloombergcnbc
Generic bearish market call /biz/ 2.0 ▼ -2.9 cryptobetting marketstrumpcryptocurrency
Ongoing U.S. and Iranian strikes on infrastructure amid extended Middle East campaigns /pol/ 9.7 ▲ +2.9 bahrainunited statesisraelkuwait
COLDCARD hardware wallet private key RNG vulnerability disclosed /biz/ 2.3 ▲ +2.3 bitcoincoldcardnvdatails
Japan economic awakening and yen currency strengthening /pol/ 2.0 ▲ +2.0 yenjapandollarfederal reserve bank of new york
Single-word expression /biz/ 2.3 ▲ +1.7 leofold
South Korean stock market KOSPI crashes 41% in 40 days amid economic alarm /pol/ 1.7 ▲ +1.4 kospisouth koreakorean government
Generic morning greeting /biz/ 0.3 ▼ -1.1 bullrun100k portfoliomondaybiz
Market pullback presented as buying opportunity /biz/ 1.7 ▼ -1.1 bizcryptocurrency
ETH/BTC ratio attempting breakout /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -1.1 btcethbitcoinethereum
Federal Reserve rate cut expected this month or market crisis feared /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -1.1 federal reservehouthisbab al mandeb straitoil
YouTube content creation income versus medical professional earning potential /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -1.1 youtubedoctor
CLARITY Act passage predicted as major cryptocurrency market catalyst /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 clarity actwyoming senatorcryptocurrencymacro tailwinds
SpaceX characterized as failed project and alleged rug by Trump administration /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 melaniatrumpspacextrmp token
Monero (XMR) range-bound trading thesis execution at $300/$400 levels /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 xmrmonerogetmonero orgkucoin
Low-income user describes bank account vigilance and payment fear /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 bank accountpaypal
Oil bagholders experience third major drawdown in one year /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 oilenergy commodities
Polkadot investor expresses severe losses and despair /biz/ 0.9 ▼ -0.9 polkadotdotxrpnasdaq
ETH and LINK investment easier path to wealth than dating in 2026 /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 linkethbnbsol
Single-word exclamation with no financial content /biz/ 3.7 ▼ -0.9 sharecoinbitcoingpu mining
Generic all-caps exclamation post with no financial content /biz/ 1.1 ▼ -0.9 usps
BitMart announces orderly wind-down of trading platform operations /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 bitmartftx
Generational complaint about boomer behavior toward minority neighbors /pol/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 boomers1980shousing marketmedian home price
Inquiry about CryptoVoucher and crypto currency entry /pol/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 cryptocurrencycryptovoucher
Gavin Wood returns as Polkadot CEO after protocol architecture completion /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 gavin woodparitypolkadotdot

Entities spiking across multiple boards

The same named thing discussed on more than one board — usually the biggest stories. Click a chip to explore it.

📅 Activity · thread volume (last 10 weeks)

Each cell = one day. Darker = more threads scraped. Hover for counts.

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